Members: 90¢ a day · free shipping on every box

The hit,withoutthe drink.

150 mg of caffeine in a sucker. Under the tongue. About ten minutes to peak.

  • 150mg a sucker
  • ~10min to peak
  • 30in a bag
Join — $26.98 every 4 weeks
  • Cancel from your account page
  • Free shipping every box
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Sucker Punch 30-Pack of caffeine suckers
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90¢a day
150 mg a sucker Under the tongue ~10 min to peak 90¢ a day Free shipping every member box Outta nowhere

Join. 90¢ a day.

Membership · Flavor Pack
Sucker Punch 30-Pack, Flavor Pack
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Box one, box two, every box.

01

30 suckers in your flavor, plus a free tin of Caffeinated Mints (65 mints, about 45 mg each).

02

30 more, plus a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry).

03+

30 every 4 weeks, $26.98, shipped free. Switch, skip, pause or cancel from your account page.

The whole pitch, in four numbers.

  • 150mg of caffeine a sucker
  • ~10min to peak, vs ~45 for a can
  • 30suckers a box
  • 90¢a day, as a member

A can, and not a can.

A can

Costs
$3.99
You carry
16 oz
To peak
~45 min

A sucker

Costs
90¢
You carry
A sucker
To peak
~10 min

The label.

Suckers

150 mg of caffeine per sucker. Sugar and corn syrup are in the suckers.

Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Caffeine Anhydrous, Malic Acid, Fruit & Vegetable Juice (for color).

Caffeinated Mints (the box-one gift)

65 per tin. About 45 mg a mint; 3 mints = 150 mg. Ingredients: Dextrose, gum arabic powder, natural flavor, menthol, sucralose, Ace-K, caffeine, vegetable glycerin, magnesium stearate.

Warning

Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.

Sucker Punch 30-Pack Membership

  • 150 mg of caffeine a sucker
  • Under the tongue, about 10 min to peak
  • 30 a box. One a day.

Flavor: Flavor Pack

Membership · 90¢ a day
$26.98 every 4 weeks
30 suckers, the flavor you pick
  • Free shipping on every box
  • Switch flavor, skip or pause any box
  • Cancel any time from your account page

In box one

30 suckers
Free shipping
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Box two adds a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry). First membership only.

Start the membership — $26.98

$26.98 today, then $26.98 every 4 weeks until you cancel. To cancel, log in to your account and cancel from your subscription page.

Or buy one bag once — $34.98

One-time orders ship free over $50. Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.

$26.98 when you join, then $26.98 every 4 weeks until you cancel. Shipping is free on every membership box.

Log in to your account and cancel from your subscription page. No email, no call.

Your first box gets a free tin of Caffeinated Mints. Your second box gets a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry). Gifts are added to your order after checkout, first membership only.

The membership

Come for the hit. Stay for box two.

$26.98 every 4 weeks gets you 30 suckers in the flavor you pick. Shipping is free on every box. Switch flavor, skip, pause or cancel from your account page.

Start the membership
A tin of Sucker Punch Caffeinated Mints
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01

Box one

30 suckers, your flavor, plus a free tin of Caffeinated Mints. 65 mints a tin, about 45 mg a mint.

A free extra Sucker Punch 10-Pack, Strawberry
+10STRAWBERRY

02

Box two

30 more, plus a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry). It lands if you stay.

30PER BOX

03

Every 4 weeks after

30 suckers, $26.98, shipped free. One a day is 90¢.

Gifts are for your first membership only and are added to your order after checkout.

Pick your first box.

Five ways in. 30 every 4 weeks, switch any box from your account page.

Zero ounces. One sucker.

A Sucker Punch sucker in hand on the way out the door
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Under the tongue

It dissolves in your mouth. Nothing to finish, nothing to chug.

A Sucker Punch bag in a jacket pocket
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Pocket sized

Thirty in a bag. No cooler, no cup holder, no can rattling in your backpack.

A single sucker next to a can, for scale
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150 mg flat

One sucker, one dose. The label says what you get.

The numbers

  1. 150 mg a sucker
  2. ~10 min to peak
  3. 30 in a bag
  4. 90¢ a day

A can takes about 45 minutes and costs $3.99. Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.

How member gifts work

  1. Free shipping on every membership box.
  2. A tin of Caffeinated Mints (65 mints, about 45 mg each) is added to your first box after checkout.
  3. An extra 10-Pack (Strawberry) is added to your second box.
  4. Gifts are for your first membership only.
  5. Cancel any time from your account page.

Read the whole label.

Nothing dressed up. Here's what's in it, and how much.

The suckers

150 mg of caffeine per sucker

Ingredients

Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Caffeine Anhydrous, Malic Acid, Fruit & Vegetable Juice (for color).

Warning

Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.

Caffeinated Mints

The box-one gift. 65 per tin, about 45 mg a mint.

Ingredients

Dextrose, gum arabic powder, natural flavor, menthol, sucralose, Ace-K, caffeine, vegetable glycerin, magnesium stearate.

Warning

Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.

A can, and not a can.

A can

What it costs$3.99
What you carry16 oz
Time to peak~45 min
When you're doneAn empty can

A sucker

What it costs90¢ a day
What you carryOne sucker
Time to peak~10 min
When you're doneNo can to toss

Where a can
doesn't fit.

No cup holder. No fridge. No sixteen ounces to get through before it starts working. A sucker goes where you go.

Start the membership
A long drive, a sucker in hand
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Long drive.
A sucker on a break-room table mid-shift
Mid-shift.
A sucker on a notebook in a lecture hall
Lecture hall.
A sucker in hand on the sideline
Third quarter.
A sucker on a gym bench before an early lift
Early lift.
A sucker on an open book in the library
Library.

Any last questions?

$26.98 today, then $26.98 every 4 weeks until you cancel. Shipping is free on every membership box.

Log in to your account and cancel from your subscription page. No email needed, no call.

Yes. Switch flavor, skip a box or pause from your account page, any time.

Box one comes with a free tin of Caffeinated Mints: 65 mints, about 45 mg each. Box two comes with a free extra 10-Pack (Strawberry). Gifts are added to your order after checkout, first membership only.

150 mg of caffeine. Sugar, Corn Syrup, Water, Natural & Artificial Flavor, Citric Acid, Caffeine Anhydrous, Malic Acid, Fruit & Vegetable Juice (for color).

Free on every membership box. One-time orders ship free over $50.

Yes. One 30-Pack is $34.98, no plan, nothing renews. Pick a flavor in the box above.

90¢ a day.
That's the whole pitch.

30 suckers every 4 weeks. 150 mg each. Under the tongue. Cancel from your account page.

Contains caffeine. Not for children, pregnant or nursing individuals, or those sensitive to caffeine.

$26.98 / 4 weeks
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$26.98 today, then every 4 weeks until you cancel from your account page.